jennyfck:

Are you actually asking or…?

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If you’re offerin’.

jennyfck:

I got a text from an old friend only to get asked to do her calculus homework. And there i thought she actually wanted to check up on me. Like asking someone how’s their day. That’s not that hard, is it? 

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How’s your day? My day’s been going great, thanks for askin’. Could use a little bit of help on my calculus homework. By a little bit I mean, I need you to do all of it for me.

carsenholloway:

Going straight from school to work is going to be the death of me. I just want to be able to eat a substantial meal without having to worry about being late. Plus, when I don’t eat enough I start to get hungry and working at a delicious restaurant makes for a pretty big problem.

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I don’t see a problem with sneaking bits of the customers’ food.

 

kaelynnarroyo:

I kind of want to try a different color with my hair, but I’m not sure what route to take. Even though the summer makes me long to have blonde hair, it wouldn’t work with my light-olive skin tone, not at all. Anyone have any suggestions?

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I’m thinkin’ blue would be hella kickass.

@scarlettwesticle:to go to the beach bash naked or to not go naked
@grayscales:@scarlettwesticle i'll do it if u do it

okgianna:

Yes, I’m going to be there. I wouldn’t miss it. I’m going to pay for it later on when my mother uses her babysitting to blackmail me and make me do as she wishes. But it’s worth it.

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Save me a dance. Or at least a drink.

okgianna:

Tonight, there’s a beach bash. Should be fun, everyone’s invited. Drinks, sand, the ocean, food and music. What’s not to enjoy?

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I’ll be seeing you there, yeah?

jaspertate:

So is your attitude, kid.

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Your originality is remarkable.

When you have to blow off the beach bash to study for an accounting exam…thank you, college education.

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I’ll drink your share of alcohol.

fckvito:

So, I woke up Friday morning, grabbed a car and drove all the way to coachella. I’ve been sleeping in a shitty tent surrounded by strangers but can’t say that it’s not fun. 

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Give a buck every time you see a thot wearing a maxi skirt or a bra.

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